Monday, March 14, 2011

THE DELUSIONAL DOOM BLOGFEST...

   Today is the 15th of March. Also known as the ides of March. If you know your history this is the day Julius Ceasar was killed in the year 44 BC while attending the Roman senate. In honor of this day Hart at Confessions of a Watery Tart is holding THE DELUSIONAL DOOM BLOGFEST
   Here is my humble offering. Don't forget to check out the other stories. There are sure to be a lot of great ones.

   Hey, put down that knife right now.  The death is suppose to be fictional.  Jeez, you take everything so literal don't you.


  
   Voice over radio anounces:


    The evening news is being brought to you tonight by Wee, Barrie, Um and How. The place to call for all your underground needs.


  The top story today is the death of Ambiguous They, his wife Them and son Theirs.  The family's bodies were discovered when firefighters extinguished a blaze at the family's home.
   The cause is still under investigation. An unnamed source with the medical examiners office said it appears the family spontaneously combusted while eating dinner.
   Arson investigators found the remains of voodoo dolls in a bonfire in the back of the property, but said this couldn't have caused the house fire.
   Police detectives have confirmed that there has been thousands of threats on the family's life, and that if the deaths were found to be a homicide it would take sometime to narrow down the list of suspects.
   Our reporter contacted Voodoo Priestess Marie Laveau to find out is the presents of voodoo dolls on the property could have a standing on the deaths.  Ms. Laveau giggled and stated that those dolls are her best sellers, but refused to answer any other questions.
   Neighbors of the family have said they didn't see anything suspicious last night, but stated it was just a matter of time before something happened.
   Ambiguous They runs the company “Their Fault” that set up all the protocols, laws and rules for the world. He also is in charge of whether or not those rules can be bent or broken.  He has been grooming his son Theirs to take over the family business when he retires. The new banking and tax laws were Theirs.  Them is the treasurer for the business. All monies collected goes to Them.




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14 comments:

alberta ross said...

Oh very good

Laura Eno said...

Funny! Loved the spontaneous combustion!

Colene Murphy said...

Ha! Excellent!

Laura said...

seems you're wonderfully and completely nuts. Loved it!
Lx

Jan Morrison said...

oh yes, I didn't do it. I swear.
Jan Morrison

Holly Ruggiero said...

It was a sad death…very fun take on the blogfest.

N. R. Williams said...

The use of theirs, them and they was so funny. Good job.
Nancy
N. R. Williams, The Treasures of Carmelidrium, Special .99 through April 30

Mara Nash said...

Clever! I liked, "Wee, Barrie, Em and How." teehee.

M Pax said...

I agree very clever, and creative. Fun. :)

Hart Johnson said...

*cackles* Grammatically inspired murders no doubt! Somebody responsible for everything from 'Their Fault' surely deserved to die! I also snorted at a 'best selling line of voodoo dolls'... I just picture the world megalomaniacs all walking about with burning feet and sudden jabbing sensation and it makes me happy.

Theres just life said...

Thank you all for visiting. As you can see I just got really tired of being told. They said no, I would but They wont let me....etc. So I killed...ah reported on their deaths.
If anyone should asks I was with Jan over at Laura's place, okay.

Ella said...

Very clever and start making those dolls; I think they could take over Mattel~

Theres just life said...

Hee Hee Hee Ella I am sewing as we speak. Thanks for stopping by.

Nf1andprek-whisper said...

fun to do radio or tv.. Once again never thought of that.