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Today is April 1st... April Fools day. But more importantly the beginning of the A to Z Challenge. One post for every letter of the alphabet, everyday except Sundays. It starts today with A and ends April 30th with Z. Check out all the other protectionists (over 800) by clicking on the picture above. I decided to start with a fridayflash fiction story ...after all it is Friday, April 1st.
A is for Apple....
“A is for apple...J is for Jacks...Cinnamon toasty, Apple Jacks.”
Ahhh, how I hate that jingle. It has been stuck in my head for weeks now. It just keeps repeating over and over and over and over.
I can't sleep. I can't think. My nerves are so on edge the Doctor had to prescribe Amitriptylin for me. Even that doesn't get rid of it. It just tones it down.
I wish I had been born into an Amish family. They have the right idea. No television, no radio, no outside influences. My life would be so much better now without them.
If I had never seen a television, I would have never seen that commercial. If I had never seen that commercial, I would never have gotten that jingle stuck in my head. If I had never got it stuck in my head, I would not be crazy now.
Most of all I wish that guy had not told me he was the one that wrote it. He seemed like a nice guy.... too bad.
And so the Madness Begins....