HELLOOOO!!!! Anyone still out there???

HELLOOOO!!!! Anyone still out there??? 

 If the world ended yesterday, I guess no one will be reading this. 

If it didn't ...... HA, HA, they got you....

Yep, it did!!!!

Welcome to the end of the world...

   If the world ends today:

   1) I just wanted to say bye...  I have really enjoyed meeting all of you.

   2) Spend your last day enjoying yourself. (go out with, a smile not a frown)

   3) Call in sick to work....(if you were at the end of year party last night... you probably wont be lying.)

   4) If you work for the government, I know you have already figured out away to keep collecting taxes.
        (Why not press delete on the program...what are they going to do? Fire you!!!)

   5) Kiss someone... (but don't get arrested, it would be a bummer to spend your last day in jail)

   And last, but not least...

  Don't do anything you can't undo, if the world does not end.

Well, I hope to see you all tomorrow. (I sure hope the jello pudding thing works)

Party like there is no tomorrow...

   Is it just me?

   Does anyone else feel like the Mayan's made their calender so the world would have the ultimate excuse to party?

   If so, they definitely sent out the invitations in plenty of time. And publicity.... WOW. This party has been publicized world wide for years. (I know there are plenty of PR people that are green with envy.)

   So everyone out there, grab your favorite beverage and toast all your friends and loved ones. If the world doesn't end tomorrow.... oh well, I guess we will just have to throw another end of the world party later.

Some people have been waiting decades for this party.