Here is my humble offering. Don't forget to check out the other stories. There are sure to be a lot of great ones.
Hey, put down that knife right now. The death is suppose to be fictional. Jeez, you take everything so literal don't you.
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The top story today is the death of Ambiguous They, his wife Them and son Theirs. The family's bodies were discovered when firefighters extinguished a blaze at the family's home.
The cause is still under investigation. An unnamed source with the medical examiners office said it appears the family spontaneously combusted while eating dinner.
Arson investigators found the remains of voodoo dolls in a bonfire in the back of the property, but said this couldn't have caused the house fire.
Police detectives have confirmed that there has been thousands of threats on the family's life, and that if the deaths were found to be a homicide it would take sometime to narrow down the list of suspects.
Our reporter contacted Voodoo Priestess Marie Laveau to find out is the presents of voodoo dolls on the property could have a standing on the deaths. Ms. Laveau giggled and stated that those dolls are her best sellers, but refused to answer any other questions.
Neighbors of the family have said they didn't see anything suspicious last night, but stated it was just a matter of time before something happened.
Ambiguous They runs the company “Their Fault” that set up all the protocols, laws and rules for the world. He also is in charge of whether or not those rules can be bent or broken. He has been grooming his son Theirs to take over the family business when he retires. The new banking and tax laws were Theirs. Them is the treasurer for the business. All monies collected goes to Them.
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